Sundance
I need to write about Sundance...yes..So, lets see...if i can pay attention, i am IM'ng and watching tv...a comedy skit by kathy griffin...HAHA!!!
um, ok, well, lets see...i arrived at around 4 but had to wait till 7ish for David aldea to land..and dave the cameraguy from miami..well, finally we all got a cab to park city..but not dave, but im gonna spare the details. so we go to dinner, i see another model, tiffany, we start talking, she says she remembers me from miami but i dont remember her. and bob is there too and cathy and her guy, ox, and anand, and so me and david anyways, we go to the main street and check it out..first of all, park city is like, an old fashioned western town, and it reminded me of christmastown, and it should be in a snowglobe...we go to dinner at wahso..(ha ha kathy griffin reminds me of me somehow..but not quite...)but we have good dinner, i had a thai salad, which was yum, and a spicy tomato coconut soup, and, like, scallops for dinner..dave shows up and starts asking me how things are going..i overhear all talking about PATRICK and his wife...you know, hes not happy and so forth...im all listening and stuff..i find out dave is his friend..HA!i had some wine too, then we tried to get into tao, well, they did, but i couldnt because i hadnt my license...i actually had to sleep at the house bob and dave were staying because i left my bags there so i had a beer with dave, it was like, 330 am or 4 so we go to sleep. the next day i woke up with my eyes still bothering me, yes, my eyes were bothering me the whole time and it was all red and i could not keep my eyes open for too long, just like when i had my eye abrasions two years ago. we then go to the hollywood life house and set up...cybill shepard walks through and checks out the jeans and coats, etc...and then she sees me wearing it and she was like,"Oh look your wearing them!" then robin tunney, the main character from the craft walks through, anand is talking to her and i am standing right next to him and she keeps looking at me and im just smiling back at her and like, i dont know..she is so small and little...then anne heche walks through and puts on one of anands coats, and she comments to me, those are great jeans(im wearing the medusa jeans, snakes coming out of the crotch but it looks so cool). etc etc etc...um, lets see...later, actually i think it was the next day i see the following actors...we had a long day..um....hmm...i dont remember..people are messaging me..UM...why am i so confused...??? sigh
well, i know the next day anne was there again, and then i later seen greg kinnear and steve carrell from the 40 year old virgin. what else...oh yeah, we were closed , the door said closed, so im standing there by the door waiting and stuff.. and i seen two guys peeking in. i just shrugged and was like ,there closed, but i heard vikas say its the guy from sideways...so he comes in and is like, we want to check out the basement...and i hear anand saying to film him but later he doesnt want to be filmed, but that is so weird cuz i seen him on the golden globes..he has glasses and looks like a regular guy..what else? i got to PEE!!! we later go back to the house but anand and cathy are out to some parties with bob, they didnt bring me and tiffany, and dave and vikas stayed we had some beer and got in the hot tub. tiffany kicked water at dave. HA HA...ok...the next day i believe bob leaves, we go back to the hollywood life house...we were there for 5 days...what day was this? sunday? i guess..it was slow sunday but i had to walk around and put up posters...so..i dont think any famous people but i was walking around enjoying sundance but of course my eyes were bothering me..the night before we got some filming done, mostly of cathy...and then this model came to the house and invited me to go to the slamdance party, anand was upstairs so me and dave decide to go but then i hear anand say where is lori and tiffany? cathy decided to go at the last minute then anand tells me i cant go..i felt so horrible, like a child...FUCK YOU! but whatever i had to catch a plane the next day...oh yeah, and a big filmmaker wanted us to go too, i have his business card..wait, im confused..i forgot to mention, oh, no im mixing up the night..that night we were looking for , i forget the name of the place due to my bladder but i hear anand talking about a party where joey pantaleono or however you say his name will be, "joey pants'..well we are driving up and up this snow covered mountain looking for this place, where the 'hub-bub' will be as david aldea put it...
we find the valet and then they give us our press passes and we go in...i see photographers and a backdrop for hollywood life party, i see matt dillon and also joey pants and chazz palmiteri, later im standing next to anand while he is talking to joe pantoleoni and then they did a montage to matt dillon and he keeps coming closer and closer to me i cant help it but i say, oh my god, to tiffany tiffany is all standing prim and proper and aloof and all, as if she thinks they will approach her or something, she was starting to annoy me , i was like ,"your so pleasant all the time..chipper..." and she was always like, you know what i mean? always overly concerned about how the clothes were set up when her style sucked, too confined as opposed to how i would do it, more distraught and not so clean and sterile looking,,i know, my choice of words are just what i am using for the time being cuz im also listening to kathy griffin and also IM'ng people..but anyways, yeah matt dillon was withing hugging distance but then anand was like, k we got to go..and that joey pants kept walking around real close, and i seen this model, frederique there, and the annoying voiced actress from the haunting...the next day while me and tiffany were at starbucks minnie driver walks in...
yep, thats all i feel like typing, but i do want to say...the rocky mountains are beautiful, (Coors Light)...i had to stay at the airport long...i have a story too about a girl on a plane, will write about it after i publish this!!! kathy griffin is funny HAHA~

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